Tag: Laugh

St Patrick’s Day

March 17, 2010

From the whole team at Property Conveyancing Services we wish all a wonderful St Patricks day, and I wish my mum a Happy Birthday. Let’s have a laugh;

Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, May they never meet!

A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die in a plane crash and go up to Heaven’s gates together.
When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who says: “Sorry, it’s crowded up here, you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can’t get in.”
He looks at the teacher, and asks her: “What was the name of the famous ocean-liner that sank after hitting an iceberg?”
“Oh, that’s easy,” the teacher replies, “the Titanic.”
So St. Peter lets her into Heaven.
Next he turns to the petty thief.
“How many people died on that ship?” St. Peter asks.
“Oooh, that’s tough, but I saw the movie, and I think it was 1,500.”
St. Peter steps away and the thief walks into Heaven.
Finally, St. Peter turns to the lawyer and says: “Name them.”

Word to the wise: never get in line at the bank behind someone wearing a balaclava.

Keep smiling :)

It’s the end of the working week on a wet day in New Zealand enjoy:

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ‘If I died, would you get another dog?’

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just  think it’s interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

Have a fun weekend

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